LEVEL 3 APPLICATION Do you love work? Yes! No. Do you thrive in a fast-paced environment? Yes! No. We love you! Do you love us? Yes! That's nice of you to say Thanks for believing in us! We don't need to test your commitment. Skip question 4! We value commitment here at BANR. Please commit to clicking this button 10 times in 3 seconds. We value commitment here at BANR. Please commit to clicking and holding this button for 5 seconds. . . . . . Good job! We're not a group of workers, we're a BANR family, which family member are you? Snide father Joyful mother Estranged uncle Loyal, slightly overweight dog Wacky, untethered aunt Where do you see yourself in 5 years? BANR BANR BANR BANR How much coffee have you had today? I am present and comfortably energized Don't talk to me you're moving too slow for my little coffee brain I forgot to eat earlier and now I am about to jump out of my fucking skin Am I dying? There's water in coffee right? RIGHT?! I have transcended. I am the purest form of light. I no longer need material objects, maybe one more coffee Close your eyes. Feel the warm air against your skin. Remember when you were a child of the summer. The feeling of the sun pressing against you, the wind breathing life into you. Remember when you played pretend in the woods. You had a treehouse. It was a pirate ship, a mansion, and a secret base. You were a princess. You were a dragon. Your laugh was loud and unafraid. You were innocent. You measured each day by the strength of sunlight. You measured each night by the number of stars and the drifting weight of your eyelids. You closed your eyes and dreamed of magic. What happened to you? Too much Not enough SUBMIT